A man woke up to discover his girlfriend trying to bite off his penis after a lovers' quarrel.
The victim’s girlfriend, Amber Ellis, 31, was arrested on charges of maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon in connection to the near-dismemberment.
Her unfortunate boyfriend, who has not been named, was rushed to a hospital were doctors were able to stitch up his mauled genitals.
According to a police report cited by the local station KJRH, the man said he and Ms Ellis were out drinking Wednesday night, and on the way home they got into an argument 'about how needy she had become.'
The couple continued trading verbal jabs upon returning to their apartment until finally the 31-year-old woman stormed off to the bedroom and shut the door behind her.
Her boyfriend, who was described in the report as an amputee, dozed off on the couch in the living room.
In the early hours of Thursday morning, the man was awakened by the sensation of teeth chomping on his privates.
The man was able to fight Ellis off, but the scorned girlfriend, who stands at 5 feet 8 inches and weighs 120lbs, allegedly slammed him in the head with a laptop computer.
The injured boyfriend was taken to St John's Medical Center, where he received four or five stitches to the base of his manhood.